Yes, I would love to see a crackfic about it: Sex talk between Tateno Alpha ukes. I wrote a crackfic omake like that to one of my Yellow fics a while back, but those were all minor character ukes (and all completely different character types from Nozomi and Kai). I think The Uke Club, Aoi Hitsuji no Yume/Steal Moon Edition would be hilarious.